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profbuttersDe (fireflower314) did not ask me to do this meme, and I am sooooo hurt.
OK, not really.
1. Pick a hot guy...take a moment to think.
2. Is this really the guy you want?
3. Pick his top 10 hottest, cutest, most irresistible pictures.
4. Tag 5 other users.
And I'm not going to tag anyone because she pretty much tagged everybody I would have tagged, unless someone would like to be tagged, in which case, consider yourself tagged.
Nevertheless. . . .
That is (fairly) easy. After a brief consideration of Buster Keaton, I absolutely have *got* to pick Rudolph Valentino. C'mon. Not enough ladies swoon over the Sheik anymore, and I swear to you if I were any good at this I would totally make him into a Sim. But heaven knows plenty of ladies swooned over him in his time. And of course I have to pick Rudy. I have a huge picture of him over my fireplace.
There is no such thing as an un-hot picture of Rudolph Valentino. However, there are not *nearly* enough of them online, so these will have to do. You get 17 photos, sorry, because I could not pick just ten.
It's because of things like this. . .
And the, ahem, rear view. . .
And the way he smokes up the screen with his costars. Really.
But it's mostly the smoldering glances. I think they invented the phrase "bedroom eyes" for Valentino.
Oh, yes, and let's not forget the way he manages to make the most ridiculous costumes look smexxxy.
Any other guy would look like a Mouseketeer.
You can dump about 50,000 dollars worth of silk and paste jewelry and lace on Valentino and it does not matter, as you can see.
And that is because he never lets you forget about things like this. . .
Or this. . .
Or this. . . .
Or, let's be honest, THIS.
I hope I need not point out the obvious here.
Oh, and he can look adorable with a baby camel! LOOK! It's a baby camel! !!1111!!!
I don't even approve of smoking, but this one makes me feel as though I need a cigarette:
And also, you get a bonus video, because really, to get it, you have to see him in action:
You really must see a whole film with him in it.
And I think I have demonstrated that I have excellent taste.
PB
fireflower314) did not ask me to do this meme, and I am sooooo hurt.OK, not really.
1. Pick a hot guy...take a moment to think.
2. Is this really the guy you want?
3. Pick his top 10 hottest, cutest, most irresistible pictures.
4. Tag 5 other users.
And I'm not going to tag anyone because she pretty much tagged everybody I would have tagged, unless someone would like to be tagged, in which case, consider yourself tagged.
Nevertheless. . . .
That is (fairly) easy. After a brief consideration of Buster Keaton, I absolutely have *got* to pick Rudolph Valentino. C'mon. Not enough ladies swoon over the Sheik anymore, and I swear to you if I were any good at this I would totally make him into a Sim. But heaven knows plenty of ladies swooned over him in his time. And of course I have to pick Rudy. I have a huge picture of him over my fireplace.
There is no such thing as an un-hot picture of Rudolph Valentino. However, there are not *nearly* enough of them online, so these will have to do. You get 17 photos, sorry, because I could not pick just ten.
It's because of things like this. . .
And the, ahem, rear view. . .
And the way he smokes up the screen with his costars. Really.
But it's mostly the smoldering glances. I think they invented the phrase "bedroom eyes" for Valentino.
Oh, yes, and let's not forget the way he manages to make the most ridiculous costumes look smexxxy.
Any other guy would look like a Mouseketeer.
You can dump about 50,000 dollars worth of silk and paste jewelry and lace on Valentino and it does not matter, as you can see.
And that is because he never lets you forget about things like this. . .
Or this. . .
Or this. . . .
Or, let's be honest, THIS.
I hope I need not point out the obvious here.
Oh, and he can look adorable with a baby camel! LOOK! It's a baby camel! !!1111!!!
I don't even approve of smoking, but this one makes me feel as though I need a cigarette:
And also, you get a bonus video, because really, to get it, you have to see him in action:
You really must see a whole film with him in it.
And I think I have demonstrated that I have excellent taste.
PB
