Fooling about with vamps.

[profbutters]

Chances are I don't have to re-introduce this gentleman:



I'm just posting it as a reminder of what he usually looks like.

Wakey-wakey, Ulysses.

"Whew, I'm glad you woke me up!  I was having this horrible nightmare.  I was all angsty and I smelled like Pop-Tarts, and I. . .I sparkled.

I hate to tell you this, but. . . 



"I KNEW it!  I KNEW that book was cursed!"





"But I don't WANT to look as though I raided Sephora!"

Don't worry.  It's just a default replacement.  You're still obsessed with Smustling and cleaning, and you still fry to death in the daytime.

"WHEW."



Incidentally, sparklepires aren't supposed to have fangs.

"Lies."



"Hey, can I be venomous?  That would almost make up for all the angsty sparkly stuff.  Aw, come on.  I wanna be venomous."

Nope.  

"Aw, you're no fun."

Don't worry, it's just a gag.  I'm swapping it back out now and you get to go back to being a pale nerd who likes writing term papers and is probably going to bug me for alien babies.

***

Tell me you could have resisted.  That's right, you couldn't. I'm leaving him the way he normally is for now, though.

The skintone is Do I Dazzle You?  It's by HectorRashbaum on MTS2, and it's based on Astiee's Sparkle and Shine Fantasy Skins. The original has Yumedust's Coal Eyes, but I left Ulysses' red contacts in.  

Sigh.  Back to work and doing a few crunches and trying to figure out how to exercise and not aggravate the darned tendons.

Comments

[tatdatcm.livejournal.com]

OMG! That was hysterical! Although, I must say, Ulysses looks good in any skin. :) The werewolves were better developed characters in the Twilight series anyway, IMO.

[dgjamie.livejournal.com]

It sort of looks like he was attacked by a can of silver spray paint. Stlightly Mettalic.

I must say those hip bones look very prominent in the first PJ shot as well.

Overall, I must say I agree with him about non sparkling being better.

[profbutters.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the hip and collar bones are way jabbier than anything I normally use. The Lyran skins always look as though they have plenty of subcutaneous fat. Which may be why I like them.

There is a sparkle on the face, especially, but maybe it's hard to see because of the dark lighting.

[orikes13.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha... I saw the sparkly skintone on MTS2 and immediately started laughing in the wheezy Muttley way that I laugh right now (yay for laryngitis on top of all the other ucky things wrong).

Poor Ulysses. There's no way he should ever have to suffer being a sparkly vampire. :)

[profbutters.livejournal.com]

Aw. I'm sorry you have laryngitis, though the Muttley laugh sounds funny. I thought it was a hilarious idea to use that as a default vamp tone. In fact, I'm not sure, but I think *maybe* the green from that collection is Stacie's default alien tone?

Being a sparklepire is definitely not Ulysses' thing.

[penguingirl03.livejournal.com]

That was hysterical Prof! Poor Ulysses. *wicked grin*

The Harry Potter conference sounds really awesome! I hope you get to go.

[smoothiesims.livejournal.com]

...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gasps for air*

I am much more amused by those defaults than I should be.