Squeaky Clean Legacy, 16.1, Part 2

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And now for a big bumper weddingpalooza!

RubyBlue:  Mm.  That cake certainly looks good.

It certainly does.  I wish I’d had those when I was throwing 9 weddings at a time.

The first to get married is Lytton and RubyBlue’s daughter Victoria, finger-gunning her way up to the altar. 



Lucy and Carmilla, the Terror Twins, looked on as the happy couple said their vows. 

The bride looked lovely.  The groom, Adrian, looked lovelier.

And as we know, the bride’s father, Lytton, cannot resist a family wedding. 



Penelope: Mm.  That cake looks great.  I wonder if our cake’s going to be as nice. 

Achilles: Mm.  That cake looks delish, and so does Carmilla.

Carmilla:  I heard that thought. 

Heather Huffington:  I’M delish!

Achilles:  Yeah, but you’re engaged to Barrett.

Lucy:  What’s with the moping in the hallway, Max?

Max:  Weddings. . .I don’t exactly like them.

Lucy:  Oh, yeah.  They would be a bummer after what happened to your parents, I guess.  Cheer up anyway.

Max:  I will make an effort.  May I ask why you attempted to cheer me up?

Lucy:  Search me, Dr. Death.  I don’t like anybody except for Milly, but I hate you less than a lot of people I know. 

Ulysses: Hmph.

Next on the wedding circuit was Barrett, De Beers’ grandson and the heir of the aesthetic line of the family.  His bride is Heather Huffington, and more classically Romance Sim commitmentphobes you have never seen.

Barrett:  Yes, darling, I love you just as that security device just behind us which keeps track of every movement and . . . hhnngh.

Never mind, they look lovely, don’t they? 

And everyone at the wedding applauded wildly.

Because there certainly were a lot of witnesses to this wedding; everyone from Barrett’s grandmother MichelleFobbs to Achilles, whom the bride once kissed by mistake.  

 

And Barrett’s great-uncle Lytton, as always, is thrilled to be at a family wedding.



OK, this is bad.  I expect to see inappropriate swooning at weddings, but that is an awfully big hit Barrett took.  Drastic steps must be taken. 

Heather:  Poor baby.  It’s this marriage thing that’s upsetting you.

Barrett:  Um, I. . .

Heather:  I know.  It’s not easy for either of us.  It’s my first marriage, too. 

Heather:  I promise I’ll be gentle.

 

Yes, I really did let them WooHoo right in the middle of the wedding, just to perk Barrett up. 

A quick change back into their formal attire, they’re back cutting the cake, and no one is the wiser.

The party goes well, except that someone always complains at parties there.  Guests always think they’re customers at the De Beers gallery.  Unhappy customers.

Cecil:  Excuse me.

Say what you will about Cecil, he always helps to clean up at parties.  He does it even without being asked.

 

And at last, it is time for a wedding that everyone has been waiting for seemingly forever.

Stay tuned for the rest of the update!

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